Thursday, May 31, 2007

Did you know?

Professional Educator Dedication Statement

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Weird Al Yankovic - It's All About The Pentiums

For my Father-in-law.

I know how much you guys love Ebay, so this one is for you.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Cool Computer Program

This is a program that uses physics to allow you to draw objects and have them interact with each other. It's hard to explain. You need to see it to understand.

Friday, May 25, 2007

michael jackson billie jean (first moonwalk!)

Back when Michael Jackson was both cook and black. Man, the good old days.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Battle at Kruger

My World

Some times on your way home or if you just stop and look around, you can see the most amazing things. Today on my way home I was able to take this picture of a minivan that was next to me. In case you can't tell what it says here you go, it says "Astro Pimpn". Man and a "pimp" he must be.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

2 Days

I only have 2 days left. It is kinda weird, I feel like I have longer. I guess it just has not set in yet that this year is almost over. Oh well, I am sure I will be able to handle having some time off.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Man rules

Now, I just wanted everyone to know that I did not come up with this list. And yes, I realize at times it is a little off, but for all its goofy worth the list is pretty correct about many things. Most guys think this was, even if we will not admit it to the female's in our lives.

The Man Rules-------------------

These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball (Ranger suck), Mavs, Cowboys or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

I hope this list will help any female in their relationship with their male. Good Day :)

Sunday, May 13, 2007


Well, my twienties have come and gone. I am now 30. Not near as big a deal as I thought it would be. To tell the truth I have never really thought about how old I am, or getting old. The good thing is everybody else makes a big deal out of your birthday, and you get to see your family and friends. Of course, presents are always nice (Thank you to all that give gifts). Now, for my top reasons why I will not miss my 20's.

*Not being able to order an "adult" drink. I don't drink, but it is nice to have the option. And yes, I realize that most of your 20's you can, but work with me here.
*Being able to rent a car. Must be over the age of 25.
*Not being in college. Last class was the day before I turned 30.
*Have a brithday party, that most people will make. No one cares when you turn 22-29, and you don't get to have another cool party for another 10 years.

And my top reason for why I will not miss my 20's is......... I don't really have one. I liked my 20's it was a good 10 years, and if I am lucky the next 10 will be just as good.

And if you get sad about getting older, get over it. You are as young as you act :) So, I am around _____ ????? I will let you fill in the blank :)

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Movies & TV

STAR TREK's Captain James T. Kirk's middle name is Tiberius.

The largest movie theatre in the world, Radio City Music Hall in New York, opened in 1932 - it seats almost 6,000 people.

The first film animation was "Humorous Phases of Funny Faces" made in 1906 by American J. Stuart Blacton.

In 1919, 18-year-old Walt Disney teamed up with Ub Iwerks, to produce a series of cartoons entitled "Alice in Cartoonland."

The Walt Disney company was founded in 1923, and in 1927 Walt came up with the idea for an animated mouse called Mortimer Mouse. His wife Lillian convinced him to change it to Mickey Mouse.

Bill Hanna and Joe Barbera, created Tom and Jerry in 1939.

The first Best Picture Oscar for an animation was awarded in 1991 for Disney's Beauty and the Beast.

Mel Blanc, who played the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.

Jack Mercer was the voice of Popeye the Sailor for 45 years.

The video recording machine was invented by the Ampex corporation of California in 1956. The first video recorder, the Ampex VR1000, stood 1,1 m (3 ft 3 in) high and weighed as much as a small car: 665 kg (1,466 lb).

The home video recorder was introduced in 1972 by Philips of the Netherlands.

Japanese company JVC introduced the VHS system in 1976.

About 80% of VCRs are made by Japanese companies.

The first pop video was Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen, released in 1975.

Monday, May 07, 2007

Friday, May 04, 2007

Printing errors in the Bible

In a 1631 edition of the King James Bible - in Exodus 20 verse 14 - the word "not" was left out. This changed the 7th commandment to read - "Thou shalt commit adultery." Most of the copies were recalled immediately and destroyed on the orders of Charles I. But there are 11 copies still remaining. They are known as the "Wicked Bible." (The Bible museum in Branson - Missouri has one on display.) The printer was fined the equivelant of $400.

The word "not" was also left out in the 1653 edition. In 1 Corinthians 6 verse 9 it was printed: "Know ye not that the unrighteous shall inherit the kingdom of God" - instead of ""Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God." Again it was recalled immediately (- dashing the hopes of many!). It is known as the "Unrighteous Bible."

The Murderer's Bible - printed in 1801 - declared: "these are murderers" (instead of murmurers) and continued - "let the children first be killed" (instead of "filled.") Perhaps the error in Psalm 119 verse 161 in a 1702 version summed it all up: instead of "princes" it read - "printers have persecuted me." It is known as the Printer's Bible.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

New Start

Well, I am not all the way over being rejected by Robert Lee, but I must say God is taking care of me. Today is the first day in the computer lab for my little angels. First day in the computer lab is always a long long day. You are running around like crazy trying to get everyone started, and most kids act really stuipd during this time. Needless to say I am not in the mood to deal with that kind of stuff today. Lucky for me God likes me, and today has been the most stress free day in the computer lab I have ever had. Funny how Gods shows up when you really need him.

I have spent most my night searching the internet looking for jobs. I have applied in several districts, now we keep waiting and see where God will take us.