ACU walk with Emily

While walking around ACU, with Emily, tonight I noticed a few things. One of the most retard birds I have ever seen in an epic death match with a leaf. The bird was flying into a wall, jumping off the wall on to the leaf. As I passed by the leaf was winning. Next I came upon a lady walking her two dogs. Emily and I had the pleasure of witnessing one of the dogs taking a huge # 2. Emily happily pointed this out. Then the lady standing about 10 feet from a dog #2 clean up station left the mound without cleaning it up. Emily also pointed this out. Next I noticed that there were several people walking and running. Most of the people walking were smiling, and all the people running looked miserable. Think I will stick with walking.

Crazy People

What is it about me that attract crazy people, if there is a crazy person within a mile of me they find me? I must say I do enjoy making fun of them, and I always stop them in their tracks with this question. "So when you’re crazy do you know you’re crazy? Or do you think your normal?" now if you just stopped to try and figure out an answer....stay away

Brave Squirrel

So I was driving down the road the other day. This road has 4 lanes, 5 if you count the center turn lane, and I noticed a squirrel running across the road. I found myself cheering this squirrel, and was very happy when the little guy made it across all five lanes with heavy traffic. When he reached the other side I loudly shouted “Way to go”. Now as soon as I said this the squirrel stopped, turned, and looked at me. Then turned around, ran back into the street, and I ran him over. Drove the rest of the way with my mouth open in shock.